i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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