windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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