this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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