Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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