So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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