I must be too annoying 4 u.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
did you just send me my own nude
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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