closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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