"it" just moved
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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