Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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