wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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