Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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