i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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