Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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