we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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