you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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