i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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