big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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