Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize