my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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