Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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