is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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