she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I think I died a long time ago.
I wish I only lived at night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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