Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Me too!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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