He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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