And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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