well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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