a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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