five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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