I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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