just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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