D3 body, D1 cock
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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