yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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