i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I will be naked everywhere
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I touched a dick in church today
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