Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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