very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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