Already got asked if we're dating
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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