weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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