dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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