yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
