Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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