I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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