did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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