If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
