i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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