All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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