Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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