Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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