You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
