My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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