we're chasing vodka with high fives
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
