Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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