Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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