We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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