i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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