you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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